Asses that swing like pendulums

hahaha omg been so long since i've put up another post. well i'm waiting for my mom to finish bathing so then it'll be my turn but there's another toilet. but. who cares.

i would like to write an article to slam the inpatient singaporeans who jaywalk at traffic lights, but i'll do it later if i still have the mood to carry on.

for now! i'd like to share my really wacky dream with everyone! it'll be funny for those who know the people involved! okay i cant really remember which day i had the dream.. i think it was last wednesday night. please do pardon my english, i'm not writing an article here, so this is really informal, so i might have slips of tense errors or SVA, or maybe some lines just don't make sense. but who cares right?

okay, here goes.

[for privacy's sake, and for my wellbeing, names have been modified to suit my mood.]

i walked towards the canteen, as usual, early in the morning. i sat down at the class table and suddenly, i'm playing some game on an iphone. BUT, it's not my iphone, it was just there and i was just playing it. then walks in Wally, the first classmate i see everyday (YAWNS!). he sits in front of me and plays/meddles with his iphone, with his earpiece on.. so that continues for about 5 mintues.

next, arrives Benj and he sits opposite the table beside mine. wait, that's not it. it's just the other side, or issit the side of the table? oh well i cant seem to describe where he sat, so he just sat somewhere opposite me, nearer to Wally. he places his bag down, walks over to me and starts playing the iphone game with me. (this is really weird coz i dont talk to Benj in the morning, or almost never in the day. furthermore, he's playing a game with me?!)

then, Qoopop and Yahoo comes into the picture and they sit opposite each other at the table beside the one im at. everything seems fine for a couple of minutes, then suddenly Qoopop and Yahoo broke out into a fight! they were bickering at first, but then it got so heated up then they got out of their seats and when to the walkway to BEAT UP EACH OTHER!

well, as we all know, alright maybe not all of us know, Qoopop learns taekwondo, so she went forward and gave Yahoo a good solid kick! not mentioning whether he deserves it or not, ha no i'm just kidding. yup, so Yahoo got really mad, so he dashed towards his bag and took the soccer ball that was lying right beside it. he dashed back and placed the ball on the ground smack in front of Qoopop, and was about to zam the ball into her face! well, by then, Benj and i got out of our seats and was walking towards them, to stop them of course. although i would have loved to sit aside and murmur, "go, go go go! punch!!'' wait, that's not the point.

just as Yahoo was about to zam the ball at Qoopop's face, Benj ran up and zam the ball into the opposite direction, right into the quadrangle. it was a marvelous scene, really, but i've never seen Benj zam a ball actually. yeah, it really was a close shave. meanwhile, i was fighting Qoopop back physically, while at the same time telling her that it aint worth to hit such a guy, and yeah, what else you would say to stop a person from fighting. Benj was calming Yahoo down too, but he took longer. and so i managed to get Qoopop settled back down on the bench, and weirdly enough i just went back to my seat and continued playing the iphone.

moments later, Yahoo was also seated back at his seat and Benj sat back beside me. well, Qoopop and Yahoo were still staring at each other intently, but it seemed like no one cared already. ha! yup so me and Benj continued playing the iphone game.. played.. played..

then suddenly, Benj paused the game and looked up me.

and no, it aint your lovey dovey confessing of love moment.

he looked into my eyes and said,

"hey do you know i'm half thai? my mom has thai blood, so i'm half thai man!"

and so my face was like ( ), blank, basically. i stunned for a moment, said OH.. then we continued playing the game.. until i woke up at 5am in the morning realizing that it's way too freaking early for me to be up to prepare for school.

HAHAHAHA! now when i think about it, it's super funny! actually, no, it aint funny anymore. it was very, that morning though! i remember the face Benj made when i asked him if he was half thai, that morning! hilarious, not the face, but him being half thai.

okay yes, so after having read one of the very short yet random one of my dreams, you probably am beginning to think like, oh gosh, what am i doing here, reading this p-s-y-c-h-o's blog. yes, i know i know, but boy, dreams aren't within my control dudes! hahaha, although i think it has some relation to my normal being, which is, perfectly, yes i mean PERFECTLY normal.

sudden craving for rabbit brand milk candy.

goodnight, goodbye, nice butt

oh oh oh. and all the time Wally just stared at his iphone.

uneasy.

hi everyone, ha! i know most of you thought that this blog was going to die again right?!

well, you're right.

but not anymore! (sounds like a commercial) ha. oh well... always wanted to blog but am either to lazy or im always getting interrupted. yes. i felt the strong urge to talk about this for a freaking long time already, but just never seem to have the chance to..

IT TOTALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN PEOPLE GET INTO THE TRAIN AND DONT WANT TO MOVE IN OR SELFISHLY STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DOOR WHEN PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO GET OUT. REALLY. TTM. i mean like, what's their problem? it's not like their house is on fire or something. well, if their house really was on fire they wont be taking the train, right?! ha. i know many people think like me as well, coz it's really really very irritating when the train starts to move and you realise you could fit the whole russia into the gaps in the middle of the carriages. the funny thing is, i noticed, that sometimes when singaporeans complain, they complain.. wrongly. they are always pointing at those standing in the middle and saying like "walao see still got so much space then all those people dont want to move in... @#$^#%@&$@^ lah.." WHEN ACUTALLY it's NOT! the people who are standing smack in the middle of the carriage! it's those who stand slightly past the glass panels where people lean on who cause the whole jam...

you know, sometimes i feel like shit coz i talk so much about it, but yet i dont have the guts to go up and shout from the outside or ask those people inside to move in... the feeling sucks. it's like, wishing i could do something but somehow i just dont do it, out of fear, embarrassment, i dont know. it just... sucks. i dont want to talk too much about it because i know all of you, whoever who will be reading, knows the situation and feels the same.

SO PLEASE MOVE IN AND DONT BE SO SELFISH IT'S NOT LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD, EVEN 2012 IS STILL SO FAR AWAY, SO GIVE WAY, DONT PUCH, AND DONT TSKTSKTSK. smack them.

lately, a number of ... how should i put it... very unusual and shocking things have been happening around and to me. some of my honeys might know certain things i'm refering to, others not, but it's okay. sometimes, life's so funny. i wonder how'll it be like when i place myself in the other unknowing person's shoes.or like, the least expected thing happens to you. i'm sure everyone has either one of these experiences in their life and i believe it must have been very.. interesting, if i have to put it in words. mine has left me feeling uneasy.... and thinking. i stare into space.. stoning, thinking, actually my mind's just blank. this kind of things, really, totally unexpected, or rather when youre not expecting it at all, it happens.

i know a few of my hons said that i blog like im writing essay, and no, i'm not blaming the fact that i'm an english literature student, it's just that i have a lot thoughts, i suppose. haha i was thinking about the essay point my friends brought up during my shower this evening (hey no horny thought okay!) and i realise that actually all that im blogging about is like how much i talk about most of the time.. so actually all my friends are listening to ''essays'' all the time! heh! and ha, still say teacher so naggy in class can't focus. oh but i know why, coz it's me mah! ><>

okay looking at the preview it's kinda scary, so i shant continue to SCARE you all! i just wanna say... life's so unpredictable.

AND YOU ARE SO IRRITATING. GO AWAY. YOU.

what's on repeat on my RealPlayer: Two is better than one (acoustic version) - boys like girls

first post, what else?!

okay whoever who even bothers to come to my blog knows that i really aint a blog person, so the whole blog's a mess. yeah. you'd prolly even noticed that i didnt even did up my profile properly. hah, those are really the parts that make me not want to have a blog.

in any case, i wanna thanks johnsten/dwagon for having done up the really beautiful blog i used to have, the black blogskin with the tagboard and all, and sorry, i deleted it. i just felt that it was going to waste under my horrible care. yes, sorry and thanks once again, though i dont think you'd ever come to my blog.

well, i wonder what the first post is supposed to be like. issit those kind where people all just mention their names and what they like dislike blah, and then go on telling every reader they what went on in their lives. PLEASE, don't come to my page with the thought of it's just ANOTHER GIRL'S blog *coz you know being my friend, you gotta know what's rule number one (a wink to those who get what i mean)* like purlease, spare me all the details, sometimes i really have no interest in what time you woke up and how you brush your teeth WHAT toothpaste you used to brush your teeth, and prolly how long you took to brush your teeth. yeah, please, nah ah. sorry reader, but if you actually thought that my blog was going to be something like that because youre interested in what i do in my life, scoot off, my blog aint gonna be anything of that sort.

well, at most i'lll just highlight the really major or thought-provoking thing that happened, but if you're thinking what underwear i'm gonna wear after my shower, nah ah. too bad honey, it's definitely something in your wildest dreams. WAHA IM SO NAUGHTY! well, if youre wondering what am i going to blog about, here's letting you know. i think a lot. sometimes maybe a little excessive, but yeah basically i think about stuff, deeply. things and events, including really small acts trigger my thoughts(naturally the title of my blog is as such). basically, it's like articles lah, forum discussion, something like that.

i think as i continue to blog, which i really pray hard to myself this time i can really blog regularly, you might think that i'm maybe, a rather opinionated girl? or maybe my thoughts are really way off. hahaha sometimes i think so too. i might, no, i definitely will talk about very debatable issues, but hey, i'm just expressing my views. if you disagree with me, i'm completely fine, it's great that everyone has their own way of thinking. i'm not intending to offfend anyone here, so i'll try my best to watch my tone when it comes to the really sensitive subjects, but i suppose i wont delve so far in.

yes, so this is my first post, i dont know if some of you are already thinking geezes i'll never come back to this blog, or maybe some readers never made it here, but yeah, i like my first post to be like this, so it IS like this. c'mon, i type what comes to my mind instantly, ha to a certain extent i wonder if you'll feel that i'm actually just speaking to you directly, given my language. and please, dont go around saying aiyoh singaporeans ah, their engaaalish is seriously so poor, look at their blogs, they cant even type sentences properly with caps and punctuations. hello, this is a blog, which a refer to as an online diary, and you certainly dont look up the dictionary to write what you want in your diary. not even the people in america or england so that, if not where'd you think the wassup dawg came from? tsk, it's all about the situation, speak appropriate for the situation you're in, which is a topic i would write about. some other day though, i think this post is a little long for the first post, judging by the standard that ive never blogged in..... well aha see it's been so long i cant rmb.

yes i know holidays sucks homework is never ending blah. well at least christmas is coming, i think i can get some presents from my buds, so that's why dec hols arent that bad. but this year's holiday, really, sucks. although i did find something that i really love doing. hee!

i dont know how people sign off usually they do all those ''personal tagphrase'' thingy like

my tears fell on __(time)__

or something like that. that comes with the blog skin right. i'm clueless, so heck it. oh yes there's those that go

loves everyonexzxz

janice*

XOXOXOXXOX<3333

wahaha that's really not my style. to those who do all these, please do not mistaken i am NOT mocking all of you, in fact i think it's really unique coz i havent seen any two identical sign offs, so it's great, no offence yeah(: just for me, i dont think i do those kinda stuff, yeah. oh yes, in my blog i'm intending to do a word/sentence/phrase of the day kinda thing, coz i feel those are the really small things that people leave out or neglect or that the words just pass by them without them really thinking about it deeper somehow, so i hope i can post some thought-provoking/inspiring blah something like that. not for this time tho, i realised that my post really has no structure, goodness.

alright my mind just went blank. i'll just end here. tata~!

janice*