i would like to write an article to slam the inpatient singaporeans who jaywalk at traffic lights, but i'll do it later if i still have the mood to carry on.
for now! i'd like to share my really wacky dream with everyone! it'll be funny for those who know the people involved! okay i cant really remember which day i had the dream.. i think it was last wednesday night. please do pardon my english, i'm not writing an article here, so this is really informal, so i might have slips of tense errors or SVA, or maybe some lines just don't make sense. but who cares right?
okay, here goes.
[for privacy's sake, and for my wellbeing, names have been modified to suit my mood.]
i walked towards the canteen, as usual, early in the morning. i sat down at the class table and suddenly, i'm playing some game on an iphone. BUT, it's not my iphone, it was just there and i was just playing it. then walks in Wally, the first classmate i see everyday (YAWNS!). he sits in front of me and plays/meddles with his iphone, with his earpiece on.. so that continues for about 5 mintues.
next, arrives Benj and he sits opposite the table beside mine. wait, that's not it. it's just the other side, or issit the side of the table? oh well i cant seem to describe where he sat, so he just sat somewhere opposite me, nearer to Wally. he places his bag down, walks over to me and starts playing the iphone game with me. (this is really weird coz i dont talk to Benj in the morning, or almost never in the day. furthermore, he's playing a game with me?!)
then, Qoopop and Yahoo comes into the picture and they sit opposite each other at the table beside the one im at. everything seems fine for a couple of minutes, then suddenly Qoopop and Yahoo broke out into a fight! they were bickering at first, but then it got so heated up then they got out of their seats and when to the walkway to BEAT UP EACH OTHER!
well, as we all know, alright maybe not all of us know, Qoopop learns taekwondo, so she went forward and gave Yahoo a good solid kick! not mentioning whether he deserves it or not, ha no i'm just kidding. yup, so Yahoo got really mad, so he dashed towards his bag and took the soccer ball that was lying right beside it. he dashed back and placed the ball on the ground smack in front of Qoopop, and was about to zam the ball into her face! well, by then, Benj and i got out of our seats and was walking towards them, to stop them of course. although i would have loved to sit aside and murmur, "go, go go go! punch!!'' wait, that's not the point.
just as Yahoo was about to zam the ball at Qoopop's face, Benj ran up and zam the ball into the opposite direction, right into the quadrangle. it was a marvelous scene, really, but i've never seen Benj zam a ball actually. yeah, it really was a close shave. meanwhile, i was fighting Qoopop back physically, while at the same time telling her that it aint worth to hit such a guy, and yeah, what else you would say to stop a person from fighting. Benj was calming Yahoo down too, but he took longer. and so i managed to get Qoopop settled back down on the bench, and weirdly enough i just went back to my seat and continued playing the iphone.
moments later, Yahoo was also seated back at his seat and Benj sat back beside me. well, Qoopop and Yahoo were still staring at each other intently, but it seemed like no one cared already. ha! yup so me and Benj continued playing the iphone game.. played.. played..
then suddenly, Benj paused the game and looked up me.
and no, it aint your lovey dovey confessing of love moment.
he looked into my eyes and said,
"hey do you know i'm half thai? my mom has thai blood, so i'm half thai man!"
and so my face was like ( ), blank, basically. i stunned for a moment, said OH.. then we continued playing the game.. until i woke up at 5am in the morning realizing that it's way too freaking early for me to be up to prepare for school.
HAHAHAHA! now when i think about it, it's super funny! actually, no, it aint funny anymore. it was very, that morning though! i remember the face Benj made when i asked him if he was half thai, that morning! hilarious, not the face, but him being half thai.
okay yes, so after having read one of the very short yet random one of my dreams, you probably am beginning to think like, oh gosh, what am i doing here, reading this p-s-y-c-h-o's blog. yes, i know i know, but boy, dreams aren't within my control dudes! hahaha, although i think it has some relation to my normal being, which is, perfectly, yes i mean PERFECTLY normal.
sudden craving for rabbit brand milk candy.
goodnight, goodbye, nice butt
oh oh oh. and all the time Wally just stared at his iphone.
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